All I care about is my car.

Really??? Granted, this is one of the commercials from the super bowl that only made men out to be bitter. The rest painted us as shallow, self-absorbed, pants loathing idiots.

I get it. Men can get a singular focus that makes us useless to everybody in the area. But I refuse to be counted as only a beer chugging, cheerleader gawking, frat boy.

There is "boy" at work in us. And that boy is a marketing manager's dream.